Police were called to intervene. In Shelbyville, TN a couple, both in their forties were having a verbal altercation, loud enough that the authorities were called. The shouting and name calling took a very sinister escalation when they began throwing things at each other.

Cheetos!

No one was hurt in the assault. The perpetrators could not deny their guilt as their fingers were covered with orange cheese fluff.

Aren't their children proud?

And that's what I think about it.