The United States of Shame is a web site that lists all the states of the union and labels them for what they are worst at.

Some examples:
Washington - worse state for bestiality
Colorado - worse state for cocaine use
New Mexico - for being anti-social
Florida - for identity theft
Oklahoma- for female criminals
West Virginia - for heart attacks
Tennessee - for corruption
Maine - for dumbness

And on and on.

Makes one proud to live in the good ole' US of A where people have the time and patience to sit around gathering statistics about which state has the most folks sleeping with sheep. It is very important to know this before one makes a decision about where to spend their retirement years. At retirement ones body slows down making it less and less successful at outrunning a farmer who may have to settle for an ovine. I'm just sayin'.

Ohio is the nerdiest state (glad we moved from there). And we didn't move to Minnesota where the ugliest residents in the country live. We moved to the least green state where residents not only use their own resources with abandonment, they use your resources also. We are the most environmentally unfriendly of all the states....so sue us.

And that's what I think about it.