Secretary of Defense...and Offense, assuring that every Ohio State football game is aired on television.
Secretary of Interior...Design.
Secretary of Labor...formerly known as Mother's Day
Secretary of State...of the Arts
Secretary of Diversity...in charge of separating colors of M & Ms and flavors of Jelly Beans.
Secretary of Birthdays...everyone will get a card on their birthday.
Secretary of Commerce...sales everyday.
Secretary of Homeland Security...blanket.
Vice-President? Neil Diamond.....don't ask.
That's what I think about it.
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